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Akwid Cuentos Pa' Morros Lyrics English Translation

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We have never dedicated a song to the kids

So this song we're going to dedicate to them

They are stories, as we know them, so never say

That we don't do anything for the children

Listen, here it goes

Since I was a child, I've had stories to tell

Somewhat daring things but not vulgar

Some are little lies but true

Let me tell you, give me another chance

Once in the forest, I ran into a kid

He was made of wood with plated suspenders

He was whistling, carrying his backpack

Curious, I asked him where he was going

He was going on tour, that bastard

He had painted it for acting like a jerk

He said he was looking for a Chinese girl

Because Little Red Riding Hood got pregnant

He threatened me with his damn little friends

They're the gang of the three little pigs

He told me that they counted the wolf

That it was in self-defense, it was for a robbery

Without realizing it, I forgot it was Thursday

I had a date with my girlfriend Snow White

Get your act together, his brothers told me

Because she's getting hot with one of the dwarves

Night fell, I started searching

In the forest where I was going to stay

A brothel, well, at least

It was made of bread with caramel arches

I knocked on the door, an old lady came out

She had visitors, smoking a pipe

She told me, young man, what's up, don't like it?

I have two kids cooking on the stove

Since I was a child, I've had stories to tell

Somewhat daring things but not vulgar

Some are little lies but true

Let me tell you, give me another chance

Hey hey hey hey

They told you wrong, dude

Pinocchio didn't impregnate Little Red Riding Hood

Everyone knows she's loose

The dwarves told me

That she's a bicycle and she liked Mexicans

I asked them where they heard that

The dumbest one answered that everyone already had her

That they didn't know whose she is

The guys were going to the clinic to take a test

I was kind of scared, luckily

They don't know that I also had her

Hopefully, I won't get it, they've already touched it

All the guys here on the block

And they told me

That she is very drunk and likes the atmosphere

According to her, she cast a spell on the old lady

Not even mothers last night she was asking for kittens

I saw her at the party with Cinderella

A poor girl who was once a servant

Now she goes by and doesn't even speak to the race

ride in a car that looks like a pumpkin

The girls are cheery and pretty

It seems to me that they are both tomboys

They say they are friends since they were little

And that is why they are entertained when they pour their drinks

It's how they told me the stories

And they are exact according to my memories

I'm just not sure about the pregnancy

Let's see how the hell I'm doing with this case

That's right, hopefully and

Did you like the song?

What do we dedicate to them?

Cause that's how we

We remember those stories

But if you know otherwise

O well this is over we are leaving

wow bye bye

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