Akwid Cuentos Pa' Morros Lyrics English Translation
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We have never dedicated a song to the kids
So this song we're going to dedicate to them
They are stories, as we know them, so never say
That we don't do anything for the children
Listen, here it goes
Since I was a child, I've had stories to tell
Somewhat daring things but not vulgar
Some are little lies but true
Let me tell you, give me another chance
Once in the forest, I ran into a kid
He was made of wood with plated suspenders
He was whistling, carrying his backpack
Curious, I asked him where he was going
He was going on tour, that bastard
He had painted it for acting like a jerk
He said he was looking for a Chinese girl
Because Little Red Riding Hood got pregnant
He threatened me with his damn little friends
They're the gang of the three little pigs
He told me that they counted the wolf
That it was in self-defense, it was for a robbery
Without realizing it, I forgot it was Thursday
I had a date with my girlfriend Snow White
Get your act together, his brothers told me
Because she's getting hot with one of the dwarves
Night fell, I started searching
In the forest where I was going to stay
A brothel, well, at least
It was made of bread with caramel arches
I knocked on the door, an old lady came out
She had visitors, smoking a pipe
She told me, young man, what's up, don't like it?
I have two kids cooking on the stove
Since I was a child, I've had stories to tell
Somewhat daring things but not vulgar
Some are little lies but true
Let me tell you, give me another chance
Hey hey hey hey
They told you wrong, dude
Pinocchio didn't impregnate Little Red Riding Hood
Everyone knows she's loose
The dwarves told me
That she's a bicycle and she liked Mexicans
I asked them where they heard that
The dumbest one answered that everyone already had her
That they didn't know whose she is
The guys were going to the clinic to take a test
I was kind of scared, luckily
They don't know that I also had her
Hopefully, I won't get it, they've already touched it
All the guys here on the block
And they told me
That she is very drunk and likes the atmosphere
According to her, she cast a spell on the old lady
Not even mothers last night she was asking for kittens
I saw her at the party with Cinderella
A poor girl who was once a servant
Now she goes by and doesn't even speak to the race
ride in a car that looks like a pumpkin
The girls are cheery and pretty
It seems to me that they are both tomboys
They say they are friends since they were little
And that is why they are entertained when they pour their drinks
It's how they told me the stories
And they are exact according to my memories
I'm just not sure about the pregnancy
Let's see how the hell I'm doing with this case
That's right, hopefully and
Did you like the song?
What do we dedicate to them?
Cause that's how we
We remember those stories
But if you know otherwise
O well this is over we are leaving
wow bye bye
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